fuckkk d@ w0rld.

Specially hand crafted {okay, computerized} for my bandmate Bian:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=461582
I love her, you love her, and if you don't know her, go click that link above and spam all her sets with love.
 
First off, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BIAN! You are honestly one of the best people I have ever met on here and I really hope you know that.
So just about forever ago we decided on what we wanted to make each other for v-day and for you I have made you your VERY OWN, British Slang Book. Let the knowledge commence:
 
{Bian's British Slang Book. Vol. 1}
 
~Wankerr; {wayne-kur}; noun.
A person who wankss. An idiott, a stupid, annoying or ineffectual person. Someone who shows off too much. Someone who is overly proud of himself. Someone who whines and moans for days.
E.x. "Sometimes I feel like I'm such a wanker biitchh. Complaining about things that don't even matter."
***Not to be confused with the verb Wankereddd, which means very very drunk.***
 
~All fur coat and no knickers;{If you need pronunciation for this, I wish you luck in life hahaha.}; lengthy adjective.
A saying in which relates to a girl who is all superficial with absolutely no substance underneath. A girl who makes up for her stupidity with her looks.
E.x. "Yeah Alice is pretty much all fur coat and no knickers. Someone should buy that girl a brain for christs sakes."
 
~Honking; {hawn-king}; verb.
Honking basically means that you're sick and most likely throwing up. Usually refers to being drunk and "honking" in public. Synonyms include "tossing the cookies".
E.x. "Where's Alice?"...."Oh don't worry, she's just honking behind a dumpster somewhere."
 
~All to pot; {awll 2 pot}; saying.
An absolutely incredible term that means, basically, that everything fell apart. The house fell down, the shitt hit the fan, e.t.c. Used to retell rather sucky situations.
E.x. "Well, it all went to pott once dad drunk dialed the police. He'll spend a few days in the slammer, but dont worry, it will all be okay."
 
~Dog's bollocks; {dawgs-bawlucks}; noun
If your going to understand this slang phrase, you're first going to have to understand the word bollocks. Bollocks, are pretty much man parts, balls, e.t.c. This however, is not actually used to reference something bad. You would call something that absolutely wonderful the dog's bollocks. Derives from the idea that a dog's bollocks are so great that he can't stop licking them. Classy ayyyy?
E.x. "Yeah, Francisco Lachowiski, he's the dog bollocks."
***Not be confused with the true meaning of the word "bollocks" though, which is used to describe something rubbish. Put "dog" in front and you've got positive vibes, take it off, and you have the opposite.***
 
~Bl.oww Me; saying.
Hahaha alright, I know what your dirtyy mind is thinking. Take it out of the gutter. This does not, and I repeat DOES NOT mean that you wan't someone to preform a couple favors. Nope, it mean's that you were suprised, easily "bl.ownn" by something that happened or was said. So go ahead, yell b-l-o-o--ww me in an english town, they wont take it as an open invite. Or lets hope not...
E.x. "Well b-l-o-.ww me, I can't believe Slash is such a godddd."
 
~Drop a clanger; verb
To "drop a clanger" is to basically embarrass yourself by saying something either incredibly stupid, or incredibly ignorant.
E.x. "Damnn did I drop a clanger when I asked how far along her pregnancy was and she told me she wansn't pregnant."
***Also can be used to describe your's truly, an american trying make a british slang book for her bandmate for when we travel there hahahahaha***
 
Alright babe, so I REAALLLYYY hope you liked this and I am pretty positive that it will come handy if either of us either venture out to London or anywhere else in the UK if we go anytime soon. So happy valentines day, and I loveee you. xxo
 
P.s. I feel sorry for whoever that Alice was that I used in a couple examples. Sorry Alice. Hahahaha. <3
 
P.s.s. Oh my god Bian hahahaha you better love me after because I just spent at least over a good hour trying to please the damn poly bot. But it was worth it!

Be sure to check out my high fashion group: http://www.polyvore.com/we_hate_shovels_hearts/group.show?id=83822
 
Okay, I know what you're thinking. You don't eveennn have to tell me, because I already know:
 
There is something UNDENIABLY tacky about this.
 
Honestly there is hahaha, but for some reason I really love it. I mean somehow, to me, all of this works together.
 
Whats that? No, it doseant? And you're scheduling me for fashion rehab? Oh ok then...but is there even such a thing?
 
Hahaha anyways, with my momentary insanity aside, it's saturday. Which makes me very happy, because I plan to spend my whole day doing absolutely nothing. But in that blissful I-got-time-for-days way. So I hope all of you are having fun. Comment below and tell me what you're up to mk?
 
xx Bohemian Dollface
 
P.s. I'm looking for a new high fashion group to submit my sets to, leave some links below if you know any. Thankss.

I'd love if you joined my group "We Hate Shovels" {which to contrary beliefs actually doseant have anything to do with shovels, but does with high fashion}: http://www.polyvore.com/we_hate_shovels_hearts/group.show?id=83822
 
Heyyy guys, sorry to have been gone for a couple days/not being good at faving back/sucking at life in general. I get a little busy during the week but I pinky promise that I always try to make time for you all.
 
Anyways, my life has been pretty boring besides school if you want to know the truth. {Which I assume you do, I mean come on, your human ya?} So the only thing I have to report is that A) I painted my nails red, B) I BBQ'd with some extended fam today and C) I'm thinking of redecorating my room this weekend, since its pretty plain as can be right now. Any decorating ideas?
 
Hope you're all doing well, shoot me a PM if you find yourself bored, and comment to tell me about your weeks {which were hopefully more thrilling then mine!}
 
xxo Mar.

This set is for the lovely Caitlyn {http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=467393} If you don't know her, then let me tell you a few things you should: she makes dankkk paninis {and shares the easy directions with mee ♥ }, creates killer sets, is absolutely hilarious, and is one of those rich bitche$$$ for lifee. Hahaha okay, well you wouldn't get that last bit, but just pretend you do mk?
 
Anyways Caitie I am so so glad I have gotten the chance to meet you here on polyvore. We always have the most legit conversations when we get the chance to chat and I CAN NOTT wait until we start up our service of selling rich, dying old men off to people. Really, its gonna be great. {And if you want an old geezer with a fortune, be sure to tell us in advanced. Hahaha just kidding...kinda.}
 
So this set is kinda kooky, and I pretty much pillaged your items for like more then half of this because I wanted to be positive you liked it, but it was made with lovee. Oh, it was also made at like midnight yesterday, so that might explain why its kinda a mishmosh of different patters, but I kinda like the way it turned out. P.s. I also stole the song from on of your sets, because I didnt know what to add.
 
All in all, I LOVE YOUUU BABEE! ♥
 
xxo Mar.

It is finally 2011, {yes yes, I know what you're thinking: 'uhh...mar that was 15 days ago', but go with it ok?} So, in commeration of this new year I just want to give a small list of the things I was mad grateful for in 2010, and hope to have again in 2011.
>Getting to experience so many music festivals in summer '10, having such a supportive family through some grueling personal tough times, and getting to help and chat with all my beautiful friends on here. You guys mean the world to me, as cheesy as that sounds. ♥
 
As a little sidenote, I would very much appreciate it if you guys checked out my old group "We Hate Shovels". {Dont worry your pretty little minds, it has nothing to do with actual shovels.} Right now it's application only, since I'm trying to revive it by myself since myy dearest Paige has left polyvore, but if the group fits your style I'd love to have you in it: http://www.polyvore.com/we_hate_shovels_hearts/group.show?id=83822
 
Anyways, sorry to not have made a set in 18 days and being completely terrible at faving back, but I really hope your all having a mintt new year. xxo Mar
 
P.s. See those little silver star glittery mahthingiess? Well I want to give a little shout out of thanks to my taridoll {http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=224377} who clipped them for me. Loveee you babe <3

Fdhgfdjghd. I'm officially beginning to dread the new year coming. Why? Because it just hit me that I'll be tarnishing this new beginning.
 
I wish that I could just resolve and fix everything I'm dealing with right now, so that when the new year finally came around, I'd know that I'd have an absolutely clean slate ahead of me.
 
Sorry for being a negative nancy, but on a lighter note, I hope that everyone had a great christmas holiday, be sure to tell me how it went if you already havent! xx
 
{P.s. I missed this layout very dearly, but do you like it better then the new one I made?}

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2010!
I honestly cannot believe that it is Christmas Eve and that in a few hours I'm going to have to get dressed and head over my familys house to celebrate. Like really, time goes by so fast.
 
Anyways, I am most definatly not going to be on polyvore tonight or or on Christmas Day, but I might be on late night tomorrow. So I just want to say that I hope you all have a happy holiday, and that I am so so grateful for all the amazing people I have met on here. Snuggle up, celebrate the holiday, and get excited for the new year. xx

And the countdown to Christmas continues.
Two days and a wakeup and then were there. Creepy how time goes by so fast right?
 
Anyways, the rain has let up a little bit, I was reminded this morning about how terrible I am at wrapping gifts (no really, it's kind of shameful), and I have been listening to the same songs over and over again. Repeat button, if you break I will not blame you.
 
Okay, yeah I will actually, but I will have deserved it. xxo

It's raining, it's pouring, my life is so boooringg.
But it's almost Christmas, and I'm back on polyvore, and being back is like coming home after being gone for a long while, so life is good, or it's getting there at least.
Anyways, the one thing I kinda hate about being gone from polyvore for so long, is that getting the hang of making sets again is hard-as-fuck. Hence why this one is a little off.
 
Oh, and this dress was stolen from my bandmate Bian:
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=461582
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=461582
Go spam her sets with love if you already haven't. xx

WHAT? IS THIS MAR MAKING A SET??
Yes, yes it truly is! You all probably think I'm some sort of whackjob because I leave and return to polyvore so often enough to give you all whipflash, but I promise you I'm not. I'm just a little challenged when it comes to keeping up with internet worlds. Okay, or a lot challenged, but we can all look past that right? Right :)
 
Anyways, Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is enjoying the holiday break! I am definatly in love with it. Well, I'll be replying to all my PM's right now, and I hope everything is well with you guys.
 
Oh, and about my status on polyvore, I guess its undecided since I sort of suck at keeping up with websites, but if were close friends, and I know you well, feel free to ask for email mkk?
 
xx Mar.